after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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