So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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