what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
