love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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