question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Randomize
