i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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