just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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