I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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