We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Never underestimate the power of titties
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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