You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Randomize
