Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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