Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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