we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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