and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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