How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
