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  i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!

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• It's not that your living with him. The problem is the marriage...

  Submitted by sevensevenseven on Feb 27, 12 at 10:48am

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• Being accustomed to the usual content on this site, I misread this as "he fucked me into the bed". Made things real awkward at the end of it.

  Submitted by methodtomadness on Feb 27, 12 at 2:22pm

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• Op is a dude.

  Submitted by comrade_sir on Feb 27, 12 at 9:46pm

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• You know he wants yer vag...

  Submitted by Xploder on Feb 27, 12 at 6:04pm

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• Forever alone friends zone veteran. A real man would kick you put of bet and have you make sandwiches.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 28, 12 at 1:58am

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• Homosexual cousin? I wish I had one of those...

  Submitted by dash_coexist on Mar 24, 12 at 8:38pm

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• That's a bit creepy....

  Submitted by blue_bl00d on Feb 27, 12 at 12:19pm

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• I think you meant to put "ass hole" instead of "mary"

  Submitted by Problywasme on Feb 27, 12 at 11:15am

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• literally no one has ever said that

  Submitted by jamesbatman on Feb 28, 12 at 8:52am

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