just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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