maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My cat gives me a boner
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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