Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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