how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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