So...I think you misunderstood. The key to a successful bachelor party is to get away with a bunch of shit, not get caught before midnight and go to jail. Dumbasses.
I guess...if success is wearing a paper jumpsuit, shitting in front of 30 pissed off convicts, worrying all night about your corn hole, and trying to separate potential pitchers v. catchers in hopes of finding a safe spot on the bench to fall asleep sitting up.'
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