Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
So many bounce houses so little time
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
