glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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