but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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