Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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