Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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