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  omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had

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• um or the best alarm clock ever?

  Submitted by xosoccergirl on Mar 13, 11 at 2:30pm

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• What chick doesn't like being fingered? I hope I never date you.

  Submitted by dumsumbitch on Mar 13, 11 at 1:47pm

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• Don't see what's awkward about this wake-up call. Unless it was your Dad.

  Submitted by imdown on Mar 13, 11 at 4:02pm

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• shoulda been with his mouth....

  Submitted by andthelion on Mar 13, 11 at 10:40pm

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• I'd be cool with that

  Submitted by Anuri on Mar 13, 11 at 2:36pm

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• WTF are you complaining about??? I'm a girl, and this would NOT bother me.

  Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 13, 11 at 8:17pm

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• HES A KEEPER! a guy that the first thing on his mind in the morning is pleasuring you. DAMN ur lucky

  Submitted by nonnahs4321 on Mar 13, 11 at 10:29pm

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• Next time he should take off his wristwatch.

  Submitted by economizer on Mar 13, 11 at 2:59pm

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• Well it might be awkward if she couldn't remember him from last night.

  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Mar 13, 11 at 9:05pm

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• oh trust me, you definitely be bad at fingering. if he was then I can see why the OP would feel awkward.

  Submitted by mbourret1015 on Mar 13, 11 at 4:55pm

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• I would love waking up to getting fingered

  Submitted by neonturtle on Mar 14, 11 at 6:13am

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• Best way to start the day

  Submitted by SDBear2010 on Mar 13, 11 at 8:57pm

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• You a

  Submitted by kathy1152 on Mar 19, 11 at 1:24am

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• And what exactly is the problem with this?

  Submitted by alybabee on Mar 15, 11 at 12:51am

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• I want one of those.!!

  Submitted by guttagutta on Mar 14, 11 at 12:34am

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• That sounds fucking beautiful.

  Submitted by yewinnhard on Jun 25, 12 at 10:13am

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• BEST ALARM CLOCK EVER!!!!!

  Submitted by Medicalkitten on Mar 14, 11 at 9:03am

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• I fail to see why this is a problem.

  Submitted by Michguy on Mar 14, 11 at 8:02am

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• Then tell me wat does

  Submitted by tunechi on Mar 16, 11 at 11:03pm

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• I'll be your alarm clock soccer girl

  Submitted by superbassman on Mar 13, 11 at 7:42pm

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• Thebatman, what are you talking about?

  Submitted by SALIA on Mar 14, 11 at 4:03am

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• You are a pig. Why would you talk about something so degrading? Do you ever have sex with someone that matters?

  Submitted by kathy1152 on Mar 19, 11 at 1:26am

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• Girl! U don't realize how lucky u r!! Every girl wish a man wud wake up and want to pleasure his girl!! Duuuh!!! (unless it was ur dad! That's just sick)

  Submitted by Skye33 on Mar 20, 11 at 10:11am

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• Bitches be demanding

  Submitted by  on Jul 16, 12 at 9:06pm

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• read: OMG REALLY he FUCKING fingered me! as opposed to: OMG REALLY he fingered me

  Submitted by thebatman on Mar 14, 11 at 12:51am

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• That would only be awkward if he was bad, and I'm not sure you can be bad at fingering.

  Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 13, 11 at 3:36pm

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  • Yes, yes you can. Some boys seem to believe that 'fingering' involves nothing more than repetitively shoving their fingers up your vag. That doesn't feel good, boys.

    Submitted by monicamischief on Mar 14, 11 at 12:52pm

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    • Yeah.. I've been fingered badly.. get some lessons.

      Submitted by girlingreen on Mar 22, 11 at 12:19am

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