I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
she smelled like a LAN party
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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