yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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