Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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