they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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