totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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