That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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