he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
