So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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