Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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