just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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