I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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