so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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