I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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