Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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