Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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