is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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