Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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