hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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