I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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