I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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