No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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