She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
