The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm going to jail i love you
I feel like abortions should bother me more
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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