People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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