She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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