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  • Hahaha but who doesn't love how I met your mother?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:25pm
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  • that's because how i met your mother is hotter than you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:05pm
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  • Great show! I'd only really feel bad if he was choosing a lame show over you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:43pm
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  • If you were a good girl friend you should have blown him while he enjoys the joy which is how I met your mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:20pm
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  • I'm sorry but unless you give amazing head, or your the best fuck ever. It can wait till after How I Met Your Mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:16am
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  • I would love it if he was watching the episode about the 'sexless innkeeper' while making the texter a sexless innkeeper. That would be awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:58am
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  • 5:22 - OP is "original poster"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:10am
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  • The real question is why you made him choose. Sex or HIMYM? No. Sex *and* HIMYM. That said, yeah, he's a retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:02pm
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  • This guy made the right call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:36am
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  • Hey tell him you want his big dick up your ass. See if he turns the tv off then. If not; give me a call!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:07pm
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  • I see nothing wrong here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:57pm
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  • That's because HIMYM is Awesome. Hi-five? Now suit up and get yourself a real man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:43pm
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  • Its a great show to watch while eating pretzels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:17am
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  • I think I have swine flu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:44pm
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  • That show rules. Why don't u just undo his pants, get it ready and go to town. If he still doesn't wanna fuck then he's a flamer and you should lose him...or get better at sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:59pm
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  • What does OP mean? I keep seeing it everywhere! HELLLLLP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:22am
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  • Michael Patrick Harris? not so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:05pm
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  • It's Neil Patrick Harris btw.... And if he would rather watch HIMYM instead of fuck you, it means you suck in bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:08pm
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  • Dude. That show is I'll. And your probably ugly as fuck too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:59pm
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  • Maybe he just wanted to build up some stamina by snacking on pretzels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:34pm
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  • Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:26am
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  • This text just might be talking about my best friend....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:05am
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  • Himym all the way! Oh, Ted mosby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:14pm
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  • That is legen.. wait for it.. dary!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:43pm
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  • Should have gone for the blow and show! Be more aggressive!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:45pm
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  • How I Met Your Mother is awesome though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:43pm
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  • Your pussy probably stinks something fierce. Douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:58pm
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  • I would love it if he was watching the episode about the 'sexless innkeeper' while making the texter a sexless innkeeper. That would be awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:58am
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  • I agree an amazing show haha :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:43am
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  • Thanks to this text, I just discovered that HIMYM season 4 came out on DVD a couple weeks ago. I, too, will not be sleeping with OP anytime soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:29pm
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  • These pretzels... Wait for it... Are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:57pm
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  • I think the point the OP was trying to make is that it was on TIVO, therefore he could have easily watched it another time. But, that show is fucking awesome and she should have stopped bitching and waited her turn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:43pm
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  • Dude! That's a bad turn off! I wouldn't even want to screw him after that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:16pm
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  • Fuck while watching the show!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:31pm
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  • That must suck to be you ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:31pm
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  • ? What's the problem?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:31am
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  • That is a great show though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:42am
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  • Don't get all butthurt about. That is a pretty good show. Give him another chance! Please!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:57pm
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  • neil patrick harris is the shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:31am
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  • favorite tv show... acceptable depending on the girls looks... if shes mediocre and he's already getting it on the reg i'd go HIMYM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:11pm
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  • Stupid fucking women u just got owned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:16pm
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  • Did she have a pineapple?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:35pm
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  • (like) love that show... Definitely done that, and also fucked while watching the show!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:41pm
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  • Well it is a damn good show...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:06pm
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  • its the worst show ever first season was decent after that it just became indescribably lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:36pm
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  • Yeah, either you're ugly, and he's never had sex with you before, or you just suck at sex, or some mix of those two...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:03pm
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  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:40pm
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  • Who the fuck even knows what sPr is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:53am
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  • Its an awesome show....even if you're incredibly hot its understandable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:14am
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  • I would to. It's the best show ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:21pm
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  • But it's such a good show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:10am
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  • You probably just really suck. Or you're absolutely god-awful hideous. Or both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:04pm
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  • hahahahaha i know a guy like that...granted he did have sex with me...so kinda sucks for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:45am
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  • maybe it's not going to "pan out" because you don't have enought sense to watch How I Met Your Mother WITH him. Awesome show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:10am
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  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:21am
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  • yeah, i knew the same when my ex decide to do a raid on WOW instead of me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:49am
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  • he'd rather fuk ur mother, get the hint already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:57am
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  • maybe he was trying to hint something to you. that show has a lot of truths on relationships.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:07pm
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  • Is there any reason you couldn't do both?

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 7, 11 at 3:17pm
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  • The chick from Canada??her name is robin.....and how I met your mother is the best damn show on earth!!! Relapse five!!!!! That's where we hive...then it's awkward for a minute....then we high five again!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:29pm
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  • Lose some weight, and l2fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:47pm
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  • he definitely likes it up the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:57pm
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  • Hey I would tape us fucking then watch it again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:58pm
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  • 6:35 great reference! Legendary!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:36am
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  • he probably wants to butt fuck Michael Patrick Harris

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:45pm
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  • These are the things you keep to yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:01pm
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  • It's an awesome show, I'd probably choose the tv over you too. Just wait until after it's done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:08pm
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  • What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick down your throat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:06pm
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  • Why not both?

    Submitted by frankyboy on Oct 15, 10 at 7:23pm
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  • That's a pretty good show ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:23pm
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  • Fantastic show. Enough said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:27pm
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  • Swarley your pretzel latte is ready.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:32am
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