I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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